Please make sure you share this good news with all your Brexity friends.
A mere few months since your dear leader's brilliant deal has been in place and we have some great news to give you on the sunny uplands we have now entered:
-UK food exports to EU fell 19% in 15 months after Brexit, show figures
The £2.4bn fall driven by decline in exports of perishable goods due to red tape and costs
We have been at our current location for 7 years and it is our intention to remain that small local bike shop that knows most if not all customers by name.
We work on any bike from your £50 beater bike right through to the top end road bikes.
We are a small team of seven:
My Dear Leavers
We know that all you want is Brexit, so in recognition of this we at Micycle have decided to give you a full WTO Brexit today the very first company in the UK to do this.
On all your final bills at Micycle we will add 28% WTO tariff (please don't let the remoaners know this, as we do not want them getting something they have done little to deserve). All bills can of course be paid for in Euros
Obviously we will only work on your bike once we have completed the remoaners bikes.
There have been too many cock-ups, too much cronyism, too many U-turns, too much overpromising. In January 2021 alone because Mr lying Johnson played politics with Christmas the UK had 39,430 deaths due to Covid-19.
-Well blow me down M/s Truss is completely and utterly useless who could have predicted that!
Time for the Tories to pack their bags and sod off. The damage they have done will take a decent government decades to sort out what a shit show.
As the Government avoids mentioning the death toll anymore and we have by far the worst Covid-19 rate and numbers of deaths in Europe.
-The Suspect just can not stop lying Government officials were warned repeatedly about making misleading claims about job figures before the official statistics watchdog reprimanded The Suspect over the matter.
We at Micycle feel that we should not let our fellow Citizens, Grandparents, Mothers, Fathers, Aunts, Uncles, Sisters, Brothers and Friends be forgotten so quickly.
The Suspect faces mounting pressure, as Conservative insiders added weight to claims that the prime minister said he would rather see bodies pile up than order another lockdown. The Suspect is total cock and should resign today.
So until this useless, lying, shambolic excuse of a government has finally got this truly horrible epidemic under control we will be updating the ever growing daily death toil, as a very small tribute to all those who are no longer with us.
We do our best to gather the data, so please bear with us if any figures are not 100% accurate. Please remember that they are more likely a lot closer to the real numbers than The Suspect's.
On the 12th Aug this shameful government took over 5,000 off the total number of dead, but we at Micycle will be keeping with the original official figure and will be adding the daily totals.
Even this is no where near what the true figures are. Some creditable sources put the true figure at
190, 000+
They just lie and lie and sadly they will most probably get away with making most of us unable to fathom what is the true numbers of deaths their incompetent mishandling of the epidemic has caused.
According to a paper by the University of Leicester 30% of Covid-19 patients discharged from English hospitals were readmitted within five months and almost one in eight of them die, raising further concerns over the accuracy of the widely quoted official figure.
It does appear that they have at last got something right.
The roll out of vaccine is going very well, but this does not let them escape responsibility for the previous car crash and leaving us with this our only route out of the mess they created, so again until they have got control we will keep focusing on the ones we have lost.
Total deaths since last reported : 272
These are the numbers, but they are lost individuals many taken long before their time leaving a massive hole in the lives of hundreds of thousands of others.
27th July = 9 28th July =76 29th July = 113
31st July = 117
2nd Aug = 125 3rd Aug = 9
5th Aug = 154 6th Aug = 49 7th Aug = 98
8th Aug = 55 9th Aug = 8 10th Aug = 5
11th Aug = 8 12th Aug = 103 13th Aug = 18
14th Aug = 11 15th Aug = 5 16th Aug = 4
17th Aug = 3 18th Aug = 11 19th Aug = 16
20th Aug = 6 21st Aug = 8 22nd Aug = 6
23rd Aug = 4 24th Aug = 4 25th Aug = 16
26th Aug = 16 27th Aug = 12 28th Aug = 11
29th Aug =12 30th Aug = 1 31st Aug = 2
Aug Total = 725
1st Sept = 11 2nd Sept = 2 3rd Sept = 11
4th Sept = 11 5th Sept = 12 6th Sept = 7
7th Sept = 14 8th Sept = 30 9th Sept = 12
10th Sept = 4 11th Sept = 6 12th Sept = 9
13th Sept = 8 14th Sept = 16 16th Sept = 20
17th Sept = 21 18th Sept = 27 20th Sep = 11
21st Sept = 10 22nd Sept = 37 23rd Sept = 33
24th Sept = 33 25th Sept = 37 26th Sept = 34
27th Sept = 17 28th Sept = 11 29th Sept = 71
30th Sept = 77 Sept Total = 592
1st Oct = 59 2nd Oct = 66 3rd Oct = 51
4th Oct = 29 5th Oct = 19 6th Oct = 76
7th Oct = 71 8th Oct = 77 9th Oct = 87
10th Oct = 81 11th Oct = 61 12th Oct = 55
13th Oct = 143 14th Oct = 137 15th Oct = 138
16th Oct = 136 17th Oct = 150 18th Oct = 67
19th Oct = 80 20th Oct = 241 21st Oct = 191
22nd Oct = 189 23rd Oct = 224 24th Oct = 174
25th Oct = 151 26th Oct = 101 27th Oct = 364
28th Oct = 301 29th Oct = 280 30th Oct = 274
31Oct = 326 Oct Total = 4399
1st Nov = 162 2nd Nov = 136 3rd Nov = 400
4th Nov = 492 5th Nov = 374 6th Nov = 356
7th Nov = 413 8th Nov = 156 9th Nov = 194
10th Nov= 532 11th Nov = 595 12th Nov = 563
13th Nov = 376 14th Nov = 46215th Nov = 168
16th Nov = 213 17th Nov = 589 18th Nov = 529
19th Nov = 501 20th Nov = 511 21st Nov = 341
22nd Nov = 398 23rd Nov = 206 24th Nov= 608
25th Nov= 696 26th Nov = 498 27th Nov = 521
28th Nov = 479 29th Nov = 215
Nov Total = 11,684
1st Dec = 602 2nd Dec = 648 3rd Dec = 414
4th Dec = 504 5th Dec= 397 6th Dec = 231
7th Dec = 189 8th Dec = 616 10th Dec = 513
11th Dec = 516 12th Dec = 424 13th Dec = 519
13th Dec = 144 14th Dec = 232 15th Nov = 506
16th Dec = 612 17th Dec = 532 18th Dec = 489
19th Dec = 534 20th Nov = 326 21st Dec = 215
22nd Dec = 691 23rd Dec = 744 24th Dec =596
25th Dec = 574 26th Dec = 210 27th Dec = 316
28th Dec = 357 29th Dec = 414 30th Dec = 918
31st Dec = 964 Dec Total = 12554
1st Jan = 616 2nd Jan = 445 3rd Jan = 454
4th Jan = 407 5th Jan = 813 6th Jan = 1041
7th Jan = 1162 8th Jan = 1325 16th Jan = 1295
9th Jan = 1035 11th Jan = 526 12th Jan= 1243
13th Jan = 1574 14th Jan = 1284 15th Jan = 1280
17th Jan = 671 18th Jan = 595 19th Jan = 1610
20th Jan = 1820 21st Jan = 1290 22nd Jan = 1401
23rd Jan = 1348 24th Jan = 610 25th Jan = 592
26th Jan = 1636 27th Jan = 1725 28th Jan = 1239
29th Jan = 1245 30th Jan = 1200 31st Jan = 586
Jan Total = 39,342 This month total is only so large
because Mr Johnson played politics with Christmas
he really is a nasty piece of work .
1st Feb = 406 2nd Feb = 1449 3rd Feb = 1332
4th Feb = 723 5th Feb = 1014 6 Feb = 823
7th Feb = 373 8th Feb = 333 9th Feb = 1052
10th Feb = 100111th Feb = 678 12th Feb = 758
13th Feb = 621 14th Feb = 258 15th Feb = 799
17th Feb = 738 18th Feb = 454 19th Feb = 553
20th Feb = 445 21st Feb = 212 22nd Feb = 178
23rd Feb = 548 24th Feb = 448 Feb 25th = 323
26th Feb = 345 27th Feb = 290 28th Feb = 144
Feb Total = 16308
1st March = 103 2nd March = 343 3rd March = 315
4th March = 242 5th March = 236 6th March = 158
7th March = 82 8th March = 65 9th March = 231
10th March = 190 11th March = 181 12th March = 175
13th March = 121 14th March = 51 15th March = 64
16th March = 110 17th March = 141 18th March = 121
26th March = 70 19th March = 101 20th March = 96
21st March = 33 22nd March = 17 23 March = 112
24th March = 98 25th March = 63 27th March = 58
28th March = 19 29th March = 23
30th March = 56 31 March = 43
March Total = 3718
1st April = 51 2nd April = 52 3rd April= 10
4th April = 10 5th April = 23 6th April = 20
7th April = 45 8th April = 53 9th April = 60
10th April = 40 11th April = 7 12th April = 13
13th April = 23 14th April = 38 15 April = 30
16th April = 34 17th April = 35 18th April = 10
19th April = 14
20th April = 33 21st April = 22 22nd April = 18
23rd April = 44 24th April = 33 25th April = 11
26th April = 6 27th April = 17 28thApril = 29
29th April = 22 30th April = 15
April Total =818
1st May = 7 2nd May = 14 3rd May = 1
4th May = 4 5th May = 27 6th May = 13
7th May = 15
8th May = 5 9th May = 2 10th May = 4
11th May = 20 12th May = 11 13th May = 20
14th May = 17 15th May = 7 16th May = 4
17th May = 5 18th May = 7 19th May = 3
20th May = 7 21st May = 9 22nd May = 6
23rd May = 5 24th May = 3 25th May = 15
26th May = 9 27th May = 10 28th May = 10
29th May = 7 30th May = 6 31st May = 1
May Total = 274
!st June = 0 2nd June = 12 3rd June = 18
4th June = 11 5th June = 13 6th June = 1
7th June = 11 8th June = 9th June = 6
10th June = 7 11th June = 17 12th June = 11
13th June = 8 14th June = 3 15th June = 10
16th June = 9 17th June - 19 18th June = 11
19th June = 14 20th June = 6 21st June = 6
22nd June = 27 23rd June = 19 24th June = 21
25th June = 18 26th June = 23 27th June = 11
28th June = 3 29th June = 23 30th June = 14
June total = 360
1st July = 22 2nd July = 27 3rd July= 18
4th July = 15 5th July = 9 6th July = 37
7th July = 33 8th July = 35 9th July = 29
10th July = 26 12th = 6 13th July = 50
14th July = 49 15th July = 51 16th July = 49
17th July = 41 18th July = 25 19th July = 19
20th July = 96 21st July = 73 22nd July = 84
23rd July = 64 24th July = 86 25th July = 26
26th July = 14 27th July = 131 28th July = 91
29th July = 81 30th July = 68 31st July = 71
July Total = 1528
1st Aug = 65 2nd Aug = 24 3rd Aug = 132
4th Aug = 118 5th Aug = 81 6th Aug = 92
7th Aug = 103 8th Aug = 39 9th Aug = 37
10thAug = 146 11th Aug= 104 12th Aug = 94
13th Aug = 100 14th Aug = 93 15th Aug = 61
16th Aug = 26 17th Aug = 170 18th Aug = 111
19th Aug = 113 20th Aug = 114 21st Aug = 104
22nd Aug = 64 23rd Aug = 40 24th Aug = 174
25th Aug = 149 26th Aug = 140 27th Aug = 100
28th Aug = 133 29th Aug = 63 30th Aug = 48
31st Aug = 50
Aug Total =2784
1st Sept = 207 2nd Sept = 178 3rd Sept = 121
4th Sept = 120 5th Sept = 68 6th Sept = 45
7th Sept = 206 8th Sept =140 9th Sept =167
10th Sept = 147 11th Sept = 157 12th Sept = 57
13th Sept = 61 14th Sept = 185 15th Sept = 201
16th Sept = 178 17th Sept = 180 18th Sept = 164
19th Sept = 57 20th Sept = 57 21st Sept = 207
22nd Sept = 165 23rd Sept = 182 24th Sept = 180
25th Sept = 122 26th Sept = 58 27th Sept = 40
28th Sept = 167 29th Sept = 150 30th Sept = 137
Sept Total = 3857 The highest monthly total
since March 2021 truly shocking that this
lying government act like the pandemic is over.
1st Oct = 127 2nd Oct = 121 3rd Oct = 53
4th Oct = 150 5th Oct = 161 6th Oct = 143
We lost another 143 fellow citizens today as
Mr lying Johnson tried in his conference speech
to say that the Pandemic is over what a horrble
man he is. 7th Oct = 122 8th Oct = 127
9th Oct = 133 10th Oct = 37 11th Oct = 181
12th Oct = 147 13th Oct = 137 14th Oct = 157
15th Oct = 145 16th Oct = 148 17th Oct = 57
18th Oct = 45 19th Oct = 233 20th Oct = 177
21st Oct = 121 22nd Oct = 180 23rd Oct = 135
24th Oct =71 25th Oct = 38 26th Oct = 170
27th Oct = 207 28th Oct = 165 29th Oct = 187
30th Oct = 166 31st Oct = 74
Oct Total = 3720
1st Nov = 40 2nd Nov = 293 3rd Nov = 217
4th Nov = 214 5th Nov = 197 6th Nov = 155
7th Nov = 61 8th Nov = 262 9th Nov = 214
10th Nov = 195 11th Nov = 145 12th Nov = 157
13th Nov = 63 14th Nov = 47 15th Nov = 214
16th Nov = 201 17th Nov = 199 18th Nov = 157
19th Nov = 150 20th Nov = 61 21st Nov = 45
22nd Nov = 149 23rd Nov = 147 24th Nov = 160
25th Nov = 131 26th Nov = 51 27th Nov = 35
29th Nov = 159 30th Nov = 141
Nov Total = 4260
1st Dec = 145 2nd Dec = 126 3rd Dec = 54
4th Dec = 41 5th Dec = 181 6th Dec = 161
7th Dec = 148 8th Dec = 120 9th Dec = 132
10th Dec = 52 11th Dec = 38 12th Dec = 150
13th Dec = 168 14th Dec = 146 15th Dec = 111
16th Dec = 125 17th Dec = 45 18th Dec = 44
19th Dec = 172 20th Dec = 140 21st Dec = 147
22nd Dec = 137 23rd Dec = 143 24th Dec = 18
25th Dec = 57 26th Dec = 332 27,28&29 = 332
30th Dec = 203 31 Dec = 154
Dec Total = 3922
1st Jan = 73 2nd Jan = 42 3rd Jan = 48
4th Jan = 334 5th Jan = 231 6th Jan = 229
7th Jan = 331 8th Jan = 97 9th Jan = 77
10th Jan = 379
Figures of people who have died are relased on the day after
11th Jan = 398 today Mr lying Johnson stood up in the hoc and lied again shame on you.
12th Jan = 335 13th Jan = 270 14th Jan = 287
15th Jan = 88 16th Jan = 85 17th Jan = 438
18th Jan = 359 19th Jan = 330 20th Jan = 288
21st Jan = 297 22nd Jan = 75 23rd Jan = 56
24th Jan = 439 25th Jan = 337 26th Jan = 338
27th Jan = 277 28th Jan = 296 29th Jan = 89
30th Jan = 75 31st Jan = 219
Jan Total = 7,227
1st Feb = 534 2nd Feb = 303 3rd Feb = 254
4th Feb = 259 5th Feb = 75 6th Feb = 45
7th Feb = 314 8th Feb = 267 9th Feb = 206
10th Fed = 197 11th Feb = 167 12th Feb = 51
13th Feb = 35 14th Feb = 234 15th Feb = 199
16th Feb = 183 17th Feb = 158 18th Feb = 128
19th Feb = 78 20th Feb = 15 21st Feb = 205
22nd = 164 23rd Feb = 125 24th Feb = 120
25th Feb = 97 26th Feb = 0 27th Feb = 121
28th Feb = 191
Feb Total = 4755
1st March = 74 2nd March = 194 3rd March = 110
4th March = 110 5th March = 134
6th March = 212 7th March = 121
8th March = 142 9th March = 114
10th March = 114 11th March = 200
12th March = 153 13th March = 138
14th March = 126 15th March = 126
16th March = 169 17th March = 250
18th March = 194 19th March = 172
20th March = 172 21st March = 216
22nd March = 213 23rd March = 192
24th March = 191 25th March = 191
26th March = 110 27th March = 110
28, 29, 30 & 31st March = 368
March Total = 4585
1st April = 233 6th April = 312
7th April = 347 8th April = 347
9th April = 348 10th April = 288
11,12 & 13 = 651 14th April = 353
15,16,17 & 18 = 485 19th April = 645
27th April = 304 28th April = 248
29th April = 216
April Total = 4778
1&2nd May = 407 3rd May = 227
4th May = 438 5th May = 228
6,7,8,9 = 914 10th May = 272
May Total = 2486
To their shame the shit show that is this government has stop publishing daily figures. So it has become impossible to log them sensibly. We will sadly no longer keep up our daily log, but a thought to leave all you Criminal supporting lackeys with. Hoe come with all the advancements in treatments of Covid, you have to ask yourselves how come we in UK are still recording on average over 200 deaths a day, 70k a year, if they got all the big calls right!
To help show our gratitude for your supreme efforts.
We at Micycle have a number of Spin bikes that we would like to loan out free of charge to any NHS workers.
That are either self-isolating or just keen to keep fit in these strange and stressful times.
We will arrange delivery and pickup.
If interested please call Matthew on 07973195920 to discuss.
All bikes have now gone.
As a tiny further thank you to all those who have borrowed one you are more than welcome to keep it as a very small present from Micycle.
Many thanks to all our NHS workers we all owe you big time.
We at Micycle have nothing but contempt for the chancers and spivs that have with the help of a bent referendum brought us to this very depressing moment in history.
If you are one of the above please jog on and find another bike shop. You are quite simply not welcome here!
We want to show all our European customers love and support, so all bills paid for in Euros will get a 10% discount.
Thanks Micycle
LONG LIVE THE EU
Johnson and Cummings are Knobs
We have six slots a day that you can pre book your bike into for servicing and repairs.
Please call or pop into the shop to reserve a place. 020 8347 9198
Unlike most cycle shops we also offer an on the spot while you wait small repairs service (punctures, brake and gear adjustments) these repairs are carried out on a first come first served queuing system.
We are a very small shop and storage is always a problem for us, so we would ask you to collect your bike as soon as possible after we have notified you it is ready.
