8 Ferme Park Road London N4 4ED

Tel: 0208 347 9180

Mon, Tue, Thur & Fri 08.30 - 18.30, Sat - 10:00 - 17:00

Wed & Sun variable opening & hours ring to check on the day
Summer Holiday Closing 1st August to September 1st 2020

Membership

GOLD: Gold membership @ £64.95 gives you a Free Bike Service worth £80 (Gold member services must be taken from September to March). Please note all courses and classes have sadly been suspended until further notice.

About Micycle

Our Truly Useless Government

By no means an exhaustive and in no particular order I give you their lowlights:

-Government official numbers of deaths due to CoVid 19 46,000+

-Excess death numbers, a little more reliable 66,000+

-Highest excess numbers of deaths in the whole of Europe, ONS announced 30th July

-Mr Johnson speech 30th July boastfully announcing what a great job his government has done in bring the numbers of deaths down and its handling of the epidemic.

-"Ring of steel around our care homes"

-Failing in their promise to test everyone in care homes by Aug 1st

Exciting New Job at Micycle

We are looking to for a unique induvial to join the team, Initially on a six months contract, Part time. Starting in September 2020.

Job Description:
Trainee cycle mechanic also responsible for the content and up dating the Micycle web site and promoting the shop on social media.

No formally qualifications necessary.

The ideal person will have some or all of the attributes listed below:

Aged between 16 and 25 years old.
Love of bicycles.
Social skills.
Tech skills.
Interest in politics.
Sense of fun.

If interested in the first place send a very brief CV max one A4.

Micycle servicing - From only £40.00

Every bike needs attention from time to time depending on use and style of ridding.
Bike services we offer are outlined below.

Free Exercise (Spin) Bikes For NHS Workers

To help show our gratitude for your supreme efforts.
We at Micycle have a number of Spin bikes that we would like to loan out free of charge to any NHS workers.
That are either self-isolating or just keen to keep fit in these strange and stressful times.
We will arrange delivery and pickup.
If interested please call Matthew on 07973195920 to discuss.

One bike left!

Many thanks to all our NHS workers we all owe you big time.

31st January 2010 A Very Sad Day For The UK

We at Micycle have nothing but contempt for the chancers and spivs that have with the help of a bent referendum brought us to this very depressing moment in history.

If you are one of the above please jog on and find another bike shop. You are quite simply not welcome here!

We want to show all our European customers love and support, so all bills paid for in Euros will get a 10% discount.

Thanks Micycle
LONG LIVE THE EU
Johnson and Cummings are Knobs

Booking In Information For Leavers

My Dear Leavers

You just want Brexit!

So we have decided to give you a WTO terms Brexit today.
The first company in the UK to do this.

Remainers will of course see no difference in our services.

But for all you leavers there will be a WTO 28% tariff on all work on your bicycle. Of course all bills can be paid for in Euros.
Also FYI your bicycle will only be worked when we have completed all the remoaners's bicycles.

We at Micycle want you to be happy and to own your Brexit, as soon as possible.

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